Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Rules For 2016 and Beyond

I have three rules that should be adhered to, or for the grammarians amongst you, to which to be adhered.

  1. Don't Text Me
  2. Call Me
  3. If You Can't Follow 1 & 2; Write me.
Simple and elegant. Right?

Not so fast if you're reading something I've written for the very first time.

A small calculation of my average typing speed spread out over an 8 hour day for which I've spent about 40+ years worth of give or take,  becomes a very big number.

Oh, and if you're about to ask, I've been 39 for over 17 years now.

Comments appreciated, and required otherwise I won't know that you've read this particular missive.

72 and Sunny in Redondo Beach™

5 comments:

Unknown said...

PS, The write me above means use the USPS, as email is unreliable and fallible at this point.... -- MSII

Scott Laney said...

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Scott Laney said...

Hello?

Franklin Westbrooks said...

Can do. Thank you and I hope to work with you.

Batman said...

Okay!!! Good to know this post has legs.