Saturday, May 13, 2017

500 Words Or Less

Expounding on the virtues of the new site I just found. Longtime readers will already know what I'm talking about, however, for the two or three of you that are here for the first time, I'm addicted to coffee. Why? That's not important. What is, however, is the need to drink it.

I found this site that allows you to buy me a cup of coffee. You can even choose how many! What a deal!!! Most of you know that I drink a pot a day to simply stay awake during those lonely nights (or are they mornings?) typing away at this beast making things look like screenplays of movies that most of you will never see.

Yes, that's what I do for a living. I write, and no one reads. Somehow, I get paid to do that. Great work if you can get it. I have it. Now I have to keep it, which is why I drink coffee. Most of you may have even heard or seen the zombie coffee chant™.

Right now, I don't know if you can make a recurring donation to this ministry via this new site I just discovered, however, what I do know is this: It allows you to keep me from going to that place that started in Seattle and has spread worldwide. My definition of hell has been covered elsewhere, therefore I won't repeat it here, although it has to do with one of these places that shall not be named being on every corner....

Have I hit my artificial word count yet?

That's my story. Hope you enjoyed it. Soon to be a major motion picture™.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

God Bless Mr Wayne - Mike Shields​,
​Today, Comics, TV is full with zoombie, vampires, werewolf, evils (horror movies). We need something which make kids remember God and he appear ussually on TV. I create this The Armor hero which was wore by Nathaniel Angel. Can you invest or sponsor this comic project to make kids remember God?​